♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ HE'LL MAKE A MYSTERY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FINALLY MEETS CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
NOW TO GET IGGY
AND SETTLE DOWN TO AN AFTERNOON OF TV AND SNACKIN'.
LAST NIGHT AT STATE PRISON IN A DARING MIDNIGHT ESCAPE,
JACKKNIFE JAKE BROKE FREE FROM YET ANOTHER MAXIMUM SECURITY FACILITY.
HE IS BELIEVED TO BE HEADED TOWARD THE TOWN OF WESTMINSTER.
HE IS VERY DANGEROUS. REPEAT--VERY DANGEROUS.
USE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN APPROACHING THIS CRIMINAL.
IF YOU SPOT HIM, CALL YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT IMMEDIATELY.
HEATHCLIFF, IT'S GRANDPA!
YEAH. IT LOOKS LIKE THE OLD BOY HIMSELF.
THANK YOU. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
THAT GUY'S A DEADRINGER FOR ME.
EH HEH...
THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.
OH, HEATHCLIFF, WHERE CAN GRANDPA BE?
NO MATTER WHAT HE'S DONE, HE'S STILL OUR GRANDPA.
WE'VE GOTTA STICK BY HIM.
I'M SURE IT'S A MISTAKE ANYWAY.
YEAH. IT'D HAVE TO BE A MISTAKE.
THE OLD GUY WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG.
GRANDPA!
HI, FELLAS.
BOY, AM I BEAT.
I THINK I'LL GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE A LITTLE NAP.
EASY, FELLAS!
I CAN MAKE IT MYSELF.
OW!
SAY, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY'S GOT IT PRETTY GOOD.
IT SHOULD BE EASY TO TAKE, POSIN' AS HIM. HEH HEH HEH.
WHILE THOSE KIDS ARE KEEPIN' THAT GUY BUSY UPSTAIRS,
I'LL JUST--NUTS!
I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE ELSE WAS HERE.
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE SHE SEES ME.
GRANDPA, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
OH, GOOD.
YOU'RE IN YOUR WORK CLOTHES.
I HAVE ERRANDS FOR YOU TO DO.
TAKE OUT THAT TRASH, HANG THE LAUNDRY, MOW THE LAWN.
WELL, COME ON! GET GOING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
I WANNA TAKE MY NAP IN MY OWN BED.
MEOW...MEOW.
HMM. WE CAN HIDE HIM IN HERE UNTIL THE HEAT'S OFF.
UNH!
MAYBE WE SHOULDA TAKEN THE TOYS OUT FIRST.
NO.
HEY, WAIT!
STOP!
WHAT ARE YA DOIN'?
IGGY!
WHAT'S A GUY GOTTA DO TO TAKE A NAP AROUND HERE?
FINISHED ALREADY?
GOOD.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO WAX THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
HMM!
I'LL BE OUT IN THE YARD PRUNING IF YOU NEED ME.
[SIGHS]
THIS IS WORSE THAN PRISON.
DON'T WORRY, GRANDPA.
WE'LL FIND A PLACE TO HIDE YOU.
AHH...AHH...
THE BASEMENT!
MMM-YEAH.
FOR A MINUTE THERE I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS GONNA GET IT.
OH, NO.
NOT AGAIN.
NOW I CAN DUMP THIS CLEANIN' MACHINE AND HEAD UPSTAIRS.
I'LL CHANGE INTO SOMETHIN' A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE.
YEE-AH-OOH.
UH-OH. SOMEBODY'S COMIN'.
WHAH-OW!
WHEW! AHH...
WELL, I DON'T THINK THEY'LL EVER FIND GRANDPA NOW.
GEE, HEATHCLIFF,
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP HIM DOWN THERE?
THIS TIME, I'M GETTIN' IN AND STAYIN' IN.
I GUESS WE CAN RELAX FOR A WHILE.
I MEAN, WHAT ELSE COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN?
HEH HEH HEH.
NOW TO GET OUT OF THIS PRISON GARB.
HA! NOW THIS'LL DO.
IN THIS OUTFIT, NO ONE CAN TELL ME APART FROM THIS GUY.
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
UH-OH!
HUH?
MEOW?
COME ON. CUT IT OUT.
LET ME GO.
PHEW! PHEW!
WHOA! WHOA!
OH, NO! OH, NO!
WHO ARE YOU?
I'M GRANDPA. I'M GRANDPA.
YOU CAN'T BE GRANPA YOU CAN'T BE GRANDPA
'CAUSE I'M GRANDPA. 'CAUSE I'M GRANDPA.
SINCE BOTH OF YOU CLAIM TO BE GRANDPA,
WHO IS THE OTHER GUY?
HE'S AN ESCAPED HE'S CONVICT. AN ESCAPED CONVICT.
OK, GRANDPA NUMBER ONE--
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE ICE-CREAM FLAVOR?
HMN...UH...
CHOCOLATE.
Iggy: GRANDPA NUMBER 2?
STRAWBERRY.
CORRECT, GRANDPA NUMBER 2.
MY FAVORITE FLAVOR ISSTRAWBERRY.
GRANDPA NUMBER 2,
WHAT PART DID I PLAY IN THE LAST SCHOOL PLAY?
EASY. YOU PLAYED A TREE.
NOW I KNOW I'VE GOT YA!
IGGY, YOU PLAYED A MUSHROOM, NOT A TREE.
WRONG...
BUT FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY A MUSHROOM,
BUT AT THE LAST MINUTE, THEY CHANGED MY PART TO A TREE.
GRANDPA WOULDN'T FORGET THAT
I'M THE REAL GRANDPA, AND I CAN PROVE IT.
ONLY THE REAL GRANDPA WOULD KNOW WHO SMUDGED THE GRADES
ON YOUR LAST REPORT CARD BEFORE I GOT TO SIGN IT, IGGY.
AH HA HA. AH HA...
MEOW! GRANDPA!
OK, SO I'M NOT YOUR GRANDPA.
I'M GETTIN OUTTA HERE,
AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
COME ON. WE CAN'T LET HIM GET AWAY.
YOOH HOO-HOO HOO HOO-HOO!
NOW TO SEE WHAT'S BEHIND DOOR ONE...
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED,
LOOK BEHIND ANOTHER DOOR.
EENIE MEANIE MINEY MO...
CATCH A CROOK, BY THE TOE.
WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO.
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.
OOF!
[CRASH]
JACKKNIFE JAKE, WE FOLLOWED YA HERE.
NOW WE'RE TAKIN' YA BACK TO JAIL.
YEAH. TAKE HIM AWAY, OFFICERS.
HUH?
2 JAKES?
OH, NO.
OFFICERS...
ONE OF THESE FELLOWS IS MY GRANDPA,
BUT RIGHT NOW I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE IT IS.
I'M THE REAL GRANDPA. I'M THE REAL GRANDPA.
OH, NO!
NOT AGAIN.
WELL, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE TO COME DOWNTOWN WITH US.
WE'LL SORT IT OUT DOWN THERE.
I'LL SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
I'LL GIVE 'EM THE HEATHCLIFF TEST.
OW! OW!
NICE, KITTY.
HEATHCLIFF!
GRANDPA!
TAKE HIM AWAY, OFFICERS.
COME ON, JAKE.
THANKS, FELLAS.
AW, GEE, GRANDPA, IT WAS NOTHIN'.
HA HA HA HA HA!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
AND ONE LAST THING--
IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON THAT KID AND THAT CAT THAT HELPED CAPTURE ME,
PAH-TOOEY! PAH-TOOEY!
THEY'LL BE VERY SORRY.
AND AS FOR THAT NUTMEG FELLOW,
HE WAS ONE GOOD-LOOKIN' GUY.
[SNICKERING]
BUT THAT KID AND THAT CAT,
THEY'RE NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLEMAKERS.
WHY, IF I WERE THEIR GRANDPA, I'D--
YEOW!
HA HA HA HA!
[MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY]
HEY, YOU GUYS.
[TURNS MUSIC OFF]
DUH...WHAT HAPPENED?
SOMEBODY SWIPE THE RADIO?
QUIET!
THERE'S AN AWARDS PRESENTATION TODAY AT THE PARK.
THEY'RE GIVING OUT FREE FOOD.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CHECK IT OUT?
NAH! IT'S PROBABLY THAT JUNK FOOD ONLY PEOPLE EAT.
AND I QUOTE,
"SERVED WILL BE FISH AND CHIPS."
WHOO!
IT SAYS HERE THAT SIR PERCIVAL SWINEFORD WILL BE ACCEPTING A TROPHY
FOR BEING THE WORLD'S GREATEST BIG GAME HUNTER.
I TELL YA, THOSE HUMANS ARE SO EGOTISTICAL.
THEY'RE ALWAYS GIVING EACH OTHER TROPHIES.
YOU SAID IT!YOU SAID IT!
HEY! WHAT THE...?
[SCREECH]
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
WHOA!
NICE WORK, HECTOR.
THAT WAS FUN.
CAN WE DO IT AGAIN? HUH?
YOU'RE INCREDIBLE, MUNGO.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I AM PROUD TO ACCEPT THIS TROPHY
FOR THE WORLD'S GREATEST BIG GAME HUNTER.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE,
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE FISH 'N' CHIPS ARE HIGH AND DRY.
PUH-RUHHHT!
I'VE RECEIVED MANY SUCH AWARDS
AND STRONGLY DESERVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM.
WHAT A MODEST FELLA.
THERE IS NOT AN ANIMAL IN THE WORLD
THAT I CANNOT CAPTURE.
OUCH.
YES! YES!
YUH! YUH!
FIRST OF ALL, HUMANS ARE SMARTER THAN ANIMALS.
THE NERVE OF THIS GUY.
JUST FOR THAT, I'M GONNA SWIPE HIS TROPHY.
All: WE'LL WAIT HERE.
WITH THE AID OF MY TRUSTY HUNTING DOG SIDNEY,
I ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP.
MANY OF YOU OUT THERE, ESPECIALLY THE LADIES,
ARE NO DOUBT ADMIRING MY PHYSIQUE.
THAT'S BECAUSE I STRONGLY BELIEVE IN EXERCI-I-I-ISE!
AAH!
ATEN...TION!
WHOA-OH-OH!
OH!
ARGH!
GENTLEMEN, I WILL PROVE MY BRAVENESS TO YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL.
I WILL CAPTURE THAT CAT.
[MUNGO IMITATES MOTOR REVVING]
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK SIR PERCIVAL'S FIRST MOVE IS GONNA BE?
MOST PROBABLY, HE'S GONNA RELY ON SOMETHIN' SIMPLE,
LIKE BAIT ME WITH FISH. I'M NOT WORRIED.
I MEAN, WHAT'S HE GONNA DO?
COME OUT OF THE SKY AND DROP A NET ON ME?
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
HEY, MUNGO, YOUR MOTOR'S SOUNDIN' PRETTY GOOD.
HA HA HA HA!
YEAH. THANKS, HECTOR.
BUT MY MOTOR AIN'T RUNNIN' NO MORE.
[AIRPLANE APPROACHES]
EE-UHH!
WHOO HOO HOO-HOO!
WHEW!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
MEOW...
MEOW.
THAT'S THE MOST PATHETIC IMITATION OF A CAT I'VE EVER HEARD.
WHO IS THAT TURKEY TRYIN' TO KID?
YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S AN INSULT TO CATS!
HERE! HERE!
NO FAIR THERE.
FISH!
MEOW.
PERCY, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY.
MEOW.
[SCUFFLING]OUCH!
YEE-OUCH!
STOP THIS INSTANTLY.
YOU RUFFIANS!
HEEL!
HARR HARR HARR!
HUH. WHAT DO YA MAKE OF THAT?
THAT'S EASY.
SIDNEY DON'T LIKE FISH 'CAUSE HE'S A DOGGIE.
Riff Raff: DO WHAT YOU DO BEST, MUNGO--EAT!
AIN'T YA HAVIN' ANY?
I'M GOING ON A PICNIC WITH CLEO.
SHE'S COOKED UP SOMETHING SPECIAL.
AIN'T THAT KINDA DANGEROUS?
NO, NOT SINCE SHE'S LEARNED HOW TO COOK.
EH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
THAT RIFF RAFF WILL NEVER EXPECT THIS.
ONCE SIDNEY SCARES HIM OFF,
HE'LL RUN RIGHT INTO MY CAGE.
OH-ARGH!
ACK! ACK!
AROO! AROO!
[COUGHING]
UH-OH! I HAD A FEELING SIR PERCIVAL WOULD BE LURKING AROUND.
COME ON!
NOT NOW, SIDNEY.
CAN YOU SEE I'M ABOUT TO CAPTURE RIFF RAFF?
[ROAR]
MOMMY!
[ROAR]
[CRASH]
SIDNEY, IT'S TIME WE DO SOMETHING SNEAKY.
NOW THAT YOU'VE DEFACED MY HOME, LEROY,
WHAT'S ON YOUR LITTLE MIND?
SIR PERCIVAL'S CAPTURED CLEO.
HE'S HOLDING HER UP IN HIS MANSION.
WHAT? HE'S GOT CLEO?
I'VE GOT TO RESCUE HER.
EH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
AH!
WHAT'S UP, DOG BREATH?
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
YOU CLOWNS WON'T BE LAUGHIN' FOR LONG.
RIFF'S WALKIN' RIGHT INTO A TRAP
AT SIR PERCIVAL'S MANSION.
EH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
HEY, MAN, LET'S MAKE WITH A PLAN.
THAT CAT IS AS GOOD AS CAPTURED.
I WANT A PRESS CONFERENCE HELD IMMEDIATELY.
COMPARED TO THE JUNGLES OF AFRICA,
THIS WILL BE CHILD'S PLAY, EH, SIDNEY?
BRILLIANT IDEA OF MINE, HAVING YOU SPREAD THE WORD THAT CLEO WAS CAPTURED
AND TRICKING THAT CAT INTO COMING HERE.
DON'T YOU AGREE?
[GRRR]
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH CHEATING, SIDNEY.
NOW, COME BACK HERE AT ONCE!
NOW, THAT'S MY GOOD OLD, DOGGIE-WOGGY.
[WHISPERING]
THANKS, SIDNEY.
WITH CLEO SAFE, THAT SURE IS A LOAD OFF MY MIND.
IT'S NICE TO SEE A MUTT GET A NEW LEASE ON LIFE.
OK, SIR PERCIVAL SWINEFORD,
I'M MAD, AND I'M GONNA TAKE THAT TROPHY FROM YA.
I'LL GET YOU!
[TARZAN YELL]
ALL RIGHT, DRIVER, HIT IT!
FOLLOW THAT KANGAROO!
NOW I'VE GOTCHA!
DRAT!
HANG A LEFT HERE.
WHOA!
THE TV MONITOR IN MY STUDY
WILL SHOW ME EXACTLY WHERE HE'S HIDING.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
YOU'RE TRAPPED, PUSSYCAT.
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
YOU IMPUDENT CAT, LET ME OUT!
HELP!
COME BACK WITH MY TROPHY!
LET ME OUT OF HERE...
YOU...IDIOTS!
WE MADE IT TOO LATE TO HELP RIFF RAFF THE GREAT.
WHAT A GUY! WHAT A GUY!WHAT A GUY!
AND NOW, I PRESENT THIS TROPHY
TO A MOST DESERVING CAT...
ME.
OOH!
YEE-OW!
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE THAT I'VE EVER KNOWN,
NAMELY ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE
WITHOUT WHOM NONE OF THIS COULD BE POSSIBLE.
HA HA HA!HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
IF YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON THAT'S ALWAYS ON THE GO,
LIKE MYSELF, YOUR PARAKEET MIGHT GET LONELY.
PLACING A SMALL MIRROR IN ITS CAGE
WILL QUICKLY SOLVE THIS PROBLEM.
WORKS LIKE A CHARM.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE